A cop just came to the door, asking if I had the phone number for the neighbors across the street. I didn't, so they asked me if I knew if their parents were home, which I also didn't know. They then asked me, "Are your parents home?"
I kind of spat out that I'm 25, and we exchanged odd stares and a moment of awkward silence. They then thanked me for my time and went back across the street.
Are my parents home?!? What the hell am I supposed to say to that?!?
I just keep telling myself that someday I'll be happy that I look 10 years younger than I actually am...but that doesn't make it any less embarrassing right now.
Does your neighboorhood have a local militia?
5 years ago